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The Hamster Power Project – Are You Serious?

Friday, October 17th, 2008

I was asked today if I was serious about the Hamster Power Project.

I thought it might be useful to share my answer here.

The Hamster Power Project, in itself, is a ‘for fun’ thing, in the sense that it evolved from my annoyance with the ‘Green’ craze that is permeating pretty much all business/product presentations and what-have-you.

A number of thought processes led to the Hamster blog entry, not all of which were articulated in the blog itself.

Basically, I carry this undercurrent of frustration as I try to cope with ‘reality’ vs. ‘ideal’ or, otherwise stated, perhaps, as ‘Things As They Are vs. Things As They Should/Could Be’ or ‘Harsh Reality vs. Improbable Possibilities’.

For example, as I was sitting at the company-wide meeting last week, listening to the Boss talk projections and sales numbers and enlightening us as to the impending need to lay some of us off so their slack sales wouldn’t affect their profit margins in this uncertain economy, I was thinking a couple of things:

1) If you stinkin’ corporations hadn’t sold out the American people by sending most of the manufacturing jobs out of the country, folks might actually be able to buy stuff. Do you think sending more of us into jobless limbo now is going to help the economy???

But, mostly, every fiber of me wanted to stand up and say:

Begin Rant
Instead of being a godless company, run by godless people, blinded by the LOVE OF MONEY, with no regard whatsoever for those you view as nothing more than cogs in your machine, replaceable parts, how about putting your faith in Jesus Christ and living your personal and business lives by Biblical principles, honoring God and giving Him the Glory for whatever success you think you may have and trusting in Him to treat employees as brothers and sisters in Christ and even go so far as to have a charitable outlook to the needy around us by donating products as an active corporate ministry? *breath* Do you think that maybe, just maybe, taking a sincere stand for the Lord, following Him, even in business activities might just reap blessings like you would never have imagined in your corporate box of a world???End Rant

Of course, I sat there with my mouth shut.

The Hamster Power Project – Resources

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

The R & D quest for knowledge has begun!The first step in our project is to learn how to convert Hamster powered wheels into a usable energy force.

Hamster-Powered Night Light With Custom Low-RPM Alternator

We will also be searching for information on ’stepping-up’ power – any electrical engineers in the house?

Here we have a bit of insight into our power issue:

How Much Electricity Could A Hamster Generate On A Wheel…?

It sounds like we will need to consider multiple wheels and hamsters running concurrently and focus on the ’step-up’ question.

This is a useful first-step for the electrically challenged (such as myself) to get a handle on some basic concepts:

Simple Electric Generator

Uh -oh. This is not very encouraging:

Wheels of Fortune

EEK! This adds a bit more discouraging news:

Debunking the Myth of Hamster Power

Hamster Power – The renewable energy source

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

CSO Newsletter Vol. 2, No. 10
October 12, 2008

Hamster power

So, you are following the current news – economic disaster, war drums, political uncertainty – and you are thinking, surely we are entering the end of days.

Or, maybe you’re not.

But, I sure am.

As I surf the cable channels, do I find a flurry of activity aimed at raising the consciousness of the yet-to-be-saved that the time is drawing near to truly repent and accept Christ as Lord and Savior before it is too late?

No, I don’t.

Do I hear Christians raising their voices in a mighty call for the revival of a once Blessed Nation?

No, I do not.

[related article - America's Sin In Forgetting God (note the date of this article!) ]

What I find over and over again is an over-blown concern with the ‘Green’ concept; Recycle, reuse, save the planet.

Being a reflective sort of guy, all this set me to thinking…where are our priorities and why don’t those professing to be Christians seem to care about the fate of mankind?

Is there an overwhelming selfishness on the part of believers coupled by a pre-trib rapture outlook? “Hey, we’re not going to have to deal with the hard times, good luck to y’all and ‘Come quickly Jesus’”?

As I pondered this, my thoughts turned toward the converse possibilities of a mid- or post-tribulation rapture and what that all might entail.

I can envision a number of possible scenarios which may already be unfolding before our eyes.

For instance, is it possible that there are savvy power-mongers, fully aware of Biblical prophesies concerning the end-times that are setting the world-stage for a mock end-times event? Sound far-fetched?

Imagine, if you will, the subjugation of the masses through manipulation of the banks in such a way as to paralyze commerce and cripple corporations, the one-time backbone, but still essential element of American employment.

I say one-time backbone for, as you recall, the process of crippling America was evidenced by the migration of manufacturing and technological jobs off shore as a result of NAFTA.

There is heap of blame-tossing going on regarding NAFTA – from Reagan to Bush, Sr to Clinton to George W. – but the blame belongs squarely upon the LOVE OF MONEY and the greed of both American corporations and American citizens who had no foresight beyond cheaper products and the complacency to stand up only long enough to grab their ankles.

But, I digress.

As the fake Anti-Christs (though filled with the spirit of anti-christ in their own right) maneuver us into a Global economy and International (in)justice system, while we bleat from our pews, totally divided by hundreds of denominations that resemble the Body of Christ about as much as Frankenstein’s Monster resembles a man, the real Anti-Christ waits patiently in the wings to step up and save the day, slapping the Globalists-constructionists into oblivion without changing the Global Order that has been neatly established, nevertheless, becoming a superhero and savior to the lost sheeple who will be more than content to lick boot and gather the crumbs that fall from his table, happy to receive the Mark of the Beast, without even recognizing that they are doing so.

Those few who have discernment enough to keep their heads with a full realization that the scenes playing out before them are nothing short of what God’s Word as prophesied for 2000 years, will soon lose their heads, as promised, for refusing to take the Mark of the Beast.

Glory be to God! “To live is Christ, to die is gain!”

By this time you may be wondering what all this has to do with Hamsters.

Regardless of how all this shakes down, hard times are looming as the power-play progresses, and as I was mulling over how my family could become more self-sufficient (purely in a worldly sense, as God is ultimately in control and the only Provider Who Matters) it occurred to me, almost in a revelatory flash of insight, that there were untapped resources awaiting development and quite manageably so, even with severe budgetary constraints . Hamster Power!

When I was a child I remember having a pair of hamsters; lovable little critters whom I named Alice and Amos. [I recall my older brother delighting in tormenting me by referring to them as Ass-less and Anus, but, that is a whole other issue.] More recently, my daughter also kept hamsters and from these experiences, one thing I can tell you for sure is, those little guys just love to run, run, run on a wheel.

See where we are headed? Ingenious, no? And, where it is a natural and thoroughly enjoyable endeavor for hamsters to run, not even PETA would object to harnessing the power of the wheel that would otherwise be going to waste. (When we get into our next topic, Hamster Treats – the renewable food source, PETA may have some concerns, but I am confident that we can put those to rest as well.)

At this point you may be thinking: “HEY! Are you being hypocritical here – going ‘Green’, joining the crowd of planet hugging, plastic hating tree lovers which you opened the article with as a object of your abject disdain?”

Perish the thought!

I am inviting you to be pioneers in a whole new ministry outreach with a practical application coupled with witnessing opportunities like no other that I am aware of.

For, if you are at all like me (and I just know that you are) you are hesitant to mention anything about Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior, to an unreceptive audience without a clear entry point.

Believe you me, when you start sharing the concept of Hamster Power, the queries as to what you are doing and why will be the perfect opportunity to lead folks to a serious consideration of our current world events through the lens of a Biblical perspective.

We are just beginning the Research and Development phase of the Hamster Power Project, and seek volunteers to assist in the research of the existing technologies of generators, alternators, storage batteries, applied physics, as well as information relating to the care and breeding of Hamsters.

This is intended to be an open source project for the benefit of individuals and their families, not a commercial enterprise. However, any Angel Investors who would care to jump start the development of this program will definitely not be discouraged from doing so.

As we pursue our R & D efforts, we will be posting the information in ensuing blog entires and encourage you to join in via our Comments sections and by contacting us at hamsterpower@christiansoldiersonline.org